Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Can you tell me a Joke?....



 a..Mike and girlfriend’s father

    

    G.f Father(dheerganga): yentha premisthunavu nuvvu na kuthurne?

      Mike: “Pranam kantey yekkuvaga uncle!”

       G.f father: pranalu evagal guthava thanakosamu:?

       Mike(chalakega): Haa esthanu! Kani adey naatho pellicheyinchakuntey, mee enti panimanishi neeku pinni avuthundhani mee kuthrke velli chepistha.

Father shock ayi sofa thana towel tho clean chesi

G.f father: Korchondi alludu garu.

Ani father mike kaalu massage chesthadu.






b. Wife and Husband

         Mike as Husband

    News paper chaduvuthu

    Mike: Sonu! my love nenu ninnu chala premisthunanu!

      wife(kopamnga): antey enti! Nenu memalne preminchadamledha?

                                 Nenu meekosam e prapancham tho roju ke 10 sarlaina godavapadathanu

    Mike(ashcharyainga):Kani roju nuvvu natho godavapadthavu kadhey?

        Wife: meerey na prapancham kadandi !

      Mike shocks!


c. Wife and husband

   Joe as Husband

  Joe oka story book chaduvuthu untadu, wife ellu oodusthu(broom stick) degarke vachi

  Wife(aashaga): yentha baagunduno! Nenu mee chethilo una book ayi untey aalagaina mee choopulu mee dhaynam naa meedha undeydhi!

Joe book chaduvuthuney paper turn chesthu

Joe: Naaku yentha baagundeno! Nuvvu calender ayi untey prathi sanvasthtram(year) maarusthu(change)  undey vadine.

Wife akkadey chipiritho naresh ne kodthundhi





d.Teacher and student 

   Diesel as student

Diesel naresh homework book chusthu

Teacher(kopanmga): ninna neeku kukka(doga) meedha vyasam rayamantey yendhukura rayaledhu?

Diesel : Antey! Raadhamanuku teacher, adento kukka meedha kurchoganey kukka nannu karichi paripoindhe

Teacher(kopamnga): oreyyyyyyy! yedava bayatake pora.


e. Diesel and random girl

      Naresh road meedha nadusthu velthu oka girl ne chusi degarke velthadu

      Naresh: Hello!

Girl mokam thepisthundhi

Diesel Mari antha pose yendhuklendi, simple ga oka question adugutha chepuko chudham

Girl: haa addukoo!

Diessel : “I Love You ” antey telugu lo ardham anti

Girl: Nennu ninnu premisthunanu

Diesel: ohhhh please naaku girlfriend undhi, ela road meedha yevadu kanipesthey vaadike nenu ninnu premisthuna antava ela addukovadanike sigguledhu

Ani chepi collar yegeresthu velipothadu

Girl shock tho mouth open chesi undi pothundhi.

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