Mother Being Mother(Suspicious Mom)
Suraj who lives in Bangalore in a rental flat with a Girl name called Arooshi as a roommate. They both work at I.T sector, Suraj as a React.js developer and Arooshi as a Android developer.
One day Suraj mother visit's him for dinner, she see's his son lives with a girl as a roommate.
During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the Suraj and Arooshi, this had only made her more curious.
At evening mom watch's the interaction between suraj and arooshi and she start's wondering if there's more between both(S&A).
Suraj start's reading his mother thought's, volunteered and say's his mother ❝I know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, we are just roommates❞.
About a week later, his roommate arooshi came to him saying, ❝Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you?❞
He said, well i doubt it, but i'll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote,
Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here. I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and i'm not saying that you don't sleep with her but, the fact remains that if he was sleeping in her Own Bed, she would have found the "Silver Plate" by now, under the pillow.
Love,
Your Son.
Several days later, he received an email from his mother in the email.
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and i'm not saying that you don't sleep with her but, the fact remains that if he was sleeping in her Own Bed, she would have found the "Silver Plate" by now, under the pillow.
#Hashtags: Arooshi+Suraj == #Arsoo, #Arjuu, #Shiraj
Love,
Mom.
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Progress Card
(A sudden Nightmare)
One day at evening time father return's home from office and goes directly to his son's bedroom to check whether his studying or not, he dint find his son in room but, amazed to see that bed was nicely arranged and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up properly on the pillow.
Father picked up the envelope with trembling hands took out the letter from it and started reading.
Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to Elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I'm in a Relationship with "Dhriti" and finding a real passion with her, she is no nice, but i know you would not approve because of her Piercings, tattoos, tight clothes and not only that she is older than me and "one more thing which is shocking for you and surprising for me is She's is Pregnant." Dhriti said that we will be very happy. She had owns a Oil business, and she is doing well in realEsate too. We both share dream of having many more children. Dhriti opened my eyes to the fact about ganja stuff doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves, and trading it with other people in the community. We'll pray to doctors to find a cure for AIDS, so that dhriti can get better. She deserves a good treatment for AIDS. Don't worry, Dad. I'm 16, and i know how to take care of myself as well as my mate Dhriti. Someday, when things get "sort out", I'm sure we'll be back to visit you and mom, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love you Dad.
Your son Ayush.
One second Dad before getting anger and throwing the letter in Dust-Bin.
MY LOVELY DAD, ❝NONE OF THE ABOVE THINGS ARE TRUE. I'M AT AAFTAB'S HOUSE. I JUST REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY SCHOOL REPORT CARD WHICH IS ON KITCHEN TABLE, TAKE A LOOK OF DISASTROUS MARK'S. CALL ME WHEN IT IS SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME!❞
Bye DADA.
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